"Ba-ba-ba-yeah-no."
"Maybe maybe maybe maybe yes no."
"No no no no no no."
"Anyway, anyway, I, I, I, err, err, I, hahahaha, HAHAHA."
"Okey pokes."
"You sound like you've got a sparkle in your step."
"What shade of red? Is it a sociable red?"
"It's OK. She's not desperado for them."
"I can smell Christmas."
"Donkeys yurrs."
"That's just a scratch in the ocean."
"They haven't got a clue to be quite frankly."
"We're really under the cosh. Big style."
"Sorry, I've got my cauliflower head on at the moment."
"I haven't been here since the last time I came here."
"I'll be like Zippy. And keep it zipped."
"They've got a whole ray of different descriptions."
"I think it's one of those dead in the duck things. Dead in the duck? What am I talking about? A dead duck in the water."
"I can't believe that. I think he's pulling you a fast one."
"Always play on the eye of caution."
"Hmm that's very obscurious."
"Another disaster on the hill."
"It's a pain in the arse to get to. It's right on the beaten track."
"If something happens we will be left carrying the baby...we will be left holding the can."
"It's going in an oven type freezer with obstacle objects on top."
"We are unindated."
"I'm a white elephant."
"There's a lot of Hayleys all around the same age and all those Hayleys have come into the moon...the moon, as in the moon."
"You might be able to. It's a gnats knacker away."
"That's because we're cleverer than them."
"It's like smashing a post it note from the edge."
"He might take to it like a duck without water."
"It's a bit of a mimefield."
"To all contents and purposes."
"If there are any incorrections that need doing it can do them."
Random person: "How are you?"
Daddy: "Not so problem, how are you?"
"That four fills the criteria."
"It's not quivalent. But it's similar."
"It can get a bit. It can get a bit. It can get a bit. You know."
"Don't give them a lifeline or they'll take a you know."
"It's completely fictitional."
"They've started to become quite important in regards to leatherage."
"You can send them one if you want so long as they've all got to be the same."
"That's likely to be problematical."
"It's not coming in on the dead of the crack of the day." WHAT?
"Forget that one. Ministry of confusion on that one."
"The police are letting on more than they are telling us."
"If it ain't working, don't fix it."
"He's a cheapskint."
"I don't know what you're insinduating."
"He's a bit green behind the ears."
"I'm singing from your stable."
"No. None. Not a dickie bow."
"That's about part of the course." I do believe you mean par for the course.
"Generally mainly mostly it's all the same."
"I'm sorry I can't dahlvulge that information."
"You've opened a can of proverbial worms."
"I want to start off from a decent playing field."
"I propose to put a proposal in."
"There he goes, sticking his size fives in."
"He was almost bawling his eyebrows out, almost, virtually."
"It's not exactly rocket surgery."
Mummy: "Why is there a set of ladders blocking the door?"
Daddy: "Oh we're all up in arms."
Mummy: "What about?"
Daddy: "What?"
Mummy: "What are you up in arms about?"
Daddy (looking very confused): "Nothing. We're just busy.
Mummy: *sigh* "OK."
"It's a case of throwing a pebble in the wind."
"We can do them if you need be."
"I can't make heads to tails what you're asking for."
"....theoretically speaking. Mind you we all know what Theo did."
"We've got aims. We're not just sailing like a boat in the wind. Just sailing round Cowes."
"He asked me, you know, more questions than he, sort of, answered. Do you know what I mean?"
OF COURSE NOT. DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN?
"All the days have fused into one big blob."
"It depends on a number of facteria"
"We're losing money after fist."
"He's just come in holding his head in his forehead."
"He hasn't had time to swing a cat."
"I can't imagine them doing it. They're rationalising their bags same as everyone else."
"It's all jam tomorrow on the promise of."
"Sorry about that. I think some bollock is in order."
"They've got no real rockets up their backsides."
"It keeps the As and the Bs from the door."
"It devulted back to..." (defaulted?)
"...sticking his head above the pedestal."
"It won't be in nice glossy speak."
"I'll put it on my mass conglomerate list of enquiries."
"...the person who double U checked it."
Daddy: "Next time you're ordering it looks like 20mm is the new currency."
Mummy: "Pardon?"
Daddy: "The hot potato."
Mummy: "What? If you're asking me to order some 20mm can you just get on with it?"
"I was just racking my eyes for it."
"I'm looking for a ball part figure."
"At least it clarifises it."
"If we were doing more there would be more of a robotic economies of scale."
"I thought he died a death."
"We might sell that. Divergify."
"That puts a completely different complexion on it."
"Whack it in. Bish Bosh."
"If the sun's shining and there's jam on everything."
"It all sounds a bit too roses in the sky."
"I wouldn't want to undercut them because the political alarm bells would ring from Big Ben."
"It's like trying to work on a pinhead."
"There's just 6 sheets left so I don't know if you want me to put my hat on those."
"They want it blue, so they can see it usually."
"It's a bit of a mindfield."
"you may be able to quash it in the bud."
"...more and less..."
"He doesn't know his arse from his tit."
"Someone's left with their trousers pulled down."
On policies he disagrees with:
"They're using the same size brush to paint lots of different pieces of wood."
"Unfortunately the medicine is killing the patient."
"When you're so close to the bone every little bump in the road affects the price."
"We do what we can within the realms of financial sensibility."
"He'll get his arse sued to him on a plate."
"They want their jam and to eat it."
"Today should have been called Theresa."
"If she thinks that she's living in dream cuckoo land."
Daddy: *sigh* "I've got to do a clamidia forecast."
Everyone: "A WHAT???"
Daddy: "A mid year forecast."
"Is it handlyable?"
"It's unachievable. The carrot's on a very long stick."
"We need someone to step up the plate, the meal. the thing."
"It might not go ahead so if you've booked a hotel make sure it's can-SILL-a-bull"
"We'll fight fire with fire now instead of the whole house burning down in a year's time."
"I'll keep you up-posted."
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