Saturday, 25 April 2015

Daddy on sport.

Daddy:     "We got 75 million for Suarez."
Mummy:  "Well done.  You deserve a bonus."

Daddy:     "We played really well last night."
Mummy:  "Did you really?  And there was me thinking you just lay on the settee with a bottle of beer."
Daddy:     "We as in the team.  It's my team.  I put money into it."
Mummy:  "Oh.  When?"
Daddy:     "I pay my subscription every month to the website."
Mummy:  "I do my shopping at Tesco every week but I don't call it my shop."


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