Monday, 24 August 2015

Daddy live at the Hammersmith Apollo

"When is a jar not a jar?  When it's a door.  Oh.  Wait.  That's not right."

Skips across room waving arms, "Hi I'm Alan Sugar."

"Someone's written poppyprop instead of polyprop.   That's the funniest thing I've heard today.  It doesn't get much funnier."

Mummy:    "My old boss used to eat chicken cuppa soup for lunch every day and it smelled like a roast dinner."
Daddy:       *laughs hysterically* "That's the funniest thing I've ever heard."

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