"When is a jar not a jar? When it's a door. Oh. Wait. That's not right."
Skips across room waving arms, "Hi I'm Alan Sugar."
"Someone's written poppyprop instead of polyprop. That's the funniest thing I've heard today. It doesn't get much funnier."
Mummy: "My old boss used to eat chicken cuppa soup for lunch every day and it smelled like a roast dinner."
Daddy: *laughs hysterically* "That's the funniest thing I've ever heard."
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