Daddy on music...

"It's not unusual to be nan nan nan nan nan nan nan de dum de dum de dum."

The lyrics to Dakota by the Stereophonics:
"And I feel dum de dum
and I feel dum de dum
de dum
de dum."

"I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to be the man who walked 5000 miles to fall down  at your door."

To the vague tune of "Back for Good" by Take That:
"Whatever it takes..."
*really awful whistling*
"Whatever it takes..."
*more awful whistling*
"Whatever it takes..."
*more awful whistling whilst kicking the bin*

"My grandma hum your grandma hum hum hum hum fire."

"I've been abu-uh-used of love in the first degree."

Daddy:       "Tuesday always comes to late, it's Friday I'm in love."
Mummy:   "What happened to Wednesday and Thursday?"
Daddy:       "I chilled.  Like Craig David."

For no reason whatsoever, to the tune of Agadoo and in an operatic style:
"To the left, to the right, dum de dum de dum de dum."

Right now Daddy is whistling the birdy song.  Complete with actions.   For no reason whatsoever.

"Have you tried twerting?"   Then proceeds to do some bizarre dance thing,

Daddy hears a tune and sings it for the rest of the day.  In fact it doesn't even have to be a tune, just a noise will do.   Today he has two.  Mainly he is singing the little jingle his phone makes when the battery is low.   Also Spice up your life by the Spice Girls.  Just that line, he doesn't know the rest.   Yesterday it was someone's hold music.

On hearing the announcer say Kylie is on the One show:
"I don't like Kylie any more since she said she was supporting Rylan on X factor."
....Kylie comes on telly...
"Oh maybe I'll give her one more chance."
...on hearing her sing...
"Don't buy me her new album for Christmas will you.  It looks s**t."
Mummy:    "I thought you loved her?"
Daddy:       "Oh god, not her music."

Daddy was listening to Radio One while he was decorating the spare room.  As a result he's now an expert on dubstep and ladies eyebrows.

When Daddy listens to the radio or to music on the computer, he sits right next to the radio or computer and stares at it.

Mummy trying to pretend like going for lots of wees in the garden is exciting:
"Who's the bestest likkle girls in the whole wide worlds?   Is it you?   It is, it's you."
Daddy (muttering from the kitchen):    "The Saturdays."

The lyrics to Sing by Ed Sheeran:
"woah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh BOING.    woah oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh WHOOP.    Hello my name is Stewie."

Daddy has an entering the room jingle.  We actually only realised this a few weeks ago but every time he enters a room or comes down the stairs he sings a little song to announce his presence.

On Holby City a couple are duetting in their car:
Mummy:     "Why do you never sing with me in the car?"
Daddy:        "Cos you always play Maximo Park and shit like that."
Mummy:     "Do you want to rephrase that?"
Daddy:        "I just try and block it out."

Daddy:     "Hum hum hum hum in the pouring rain."
Mummy:  "What did you do in the rain?"
Daddy:     "I don't know.  You have levels of recognition and that crap's not on level one.   Know what I mean?"
Mummy:  "No of course not."

"I'm crazy, crazy for being so crazy."

On why Muse are better than David Guetta:
"...a better execution of musical criteria."

Daddy:      "Horse nuts roasting on an open fire..."
Mummy:   "Bloody hell that's barbaric."

Daddy:     "I need you to think about what you want the hold message to be and what kind of music."
Mummy:  "No need.  I know what I want.  D desirable...."
Daddy:     "Oh God."
Mummy:  "...I irresistible.  S so sexy.  C such a cutie."
Daddy:     "Oh oh oh."
Mummy:  "I knew I would wear you down in the end."